Flash Fiction Contest Submission 2

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Here it is, the second entry in my Flash Fiction Contest.

Thank you, Michelle for your submission, and good luck!

The Heart of the Woods – A Ghost Story

By Michelle M. Manus

The circumstances of Melara and Beloved’s meeting were not unusual, nor were they typical. It was not a romance novel setting of love at first sight, nor was it any of the myriad ways in which people tend to fall in love nowadays. It was, rather, a recognition of two kindred spirits, and one that should never have come to love. Perhaps that is what made the difference.
They met in the park – not the part by the lake with the picnic tables, but the part in the woods, off the beaten paths, where not even the foolish young venture. The very heart of the woods, where only the searching go, and it was not with excitement that they found each other, but rather with an odd annoyance at a mutual invasion of sacred privacy.

The afternoon passed with silence between them, each refusing to leave a place they claimed as their own. The evening too came to pass, filled no longer with silence but with the quiet expression of things that could not be understood in the harsh unreality of the world outside.

It was not love, understand, nor was it friendship, or hatred, or even respect. It simply was.

Time passed. How little or how much is difficult to say, and for the story here told it does not matter. Eventually the things spoken of above did grow between Melara and Beloved: understanding, respect, friendship, and even an odd twinge of hate. Love was the last to come and it came neither quickly nor slowly.

Melara was young – in college, though that doesn’t matter – a lost idealist who did not even believe in the ability of humanity to possess goodness. She needed a link – a reason to remain in a world where nothing mattered, and nothing made sense. She loved Beloved because he became that reason.

As for Beloved, he was dying. A few days, a few months, no one was quite sure. It didn’t matter because he had died long before that. A lifetime of destroyed illusions had all built up like a slow poison inside of him until finally he woke one morning and understood that they had killed him. To live again Beloved needed honesty – bluntness, sincerity, even pain. Melara was each of these; a flower that showed every color as brightly or dully as it chose to, uncaring of what predators might be attracted to its brilliance.

Each resisted the draw to the other for individual reasons. The disillusioned idealist tends to cling to disillusionment because it is safe there, and the dead rarely ever embrace the pain of coming back to life. Melara’s emotions ran more volatile, more prone to expression than Beloved’s, and so it was that when love found them it was Melara who brought it to fruition.

The first touch ever shared in their hidden world was the moment she pressed her lips to his, ignoring his desire to be left alone. She cared not that he spurned connection. She needed him desperately. Needed him to rip down the warped idealism inside of her and mold it into something she could understand.

Beloved fought their first contact. He did not want to live again, and he did not want the responsibility for the pain he knew Melara would feel when his body was dead. But he could not hold out against her. Her fierce determination, her intense desire, destroyed the strength of his resistance, and he could not do what was best for her. He surrendered to his selfishness and to the desire to have what he wanted regardless of the consequences.

To say their love was ill-fated would be to pronounce the death of an over-used cliché, and it wasn’t really so, at any rate. When Beloved died he was more truly alive than he had ever been while his body still worked.

Upon his death Beloved’s ashes were given to Melara in a small obsidian urn. She carried the other half of herself, in her hands in a small black jar, back into the heart of the woods.

She thought of crying, but in this place tears failed her as they had not since Beloved’s death. Being here again, with Beloved in her hands, a sense of stillness enveloped her. The stillness was broken by a harsh wind blowing through the trees, so strong it ripped the jar from her hands. With a cry she flew after it too late. The wind shattered it against a fallen stone and Melara fell after it, her hands sinking deep into the ashes.

The wind stirred and the ashes blended, intermingling with the soft dirt until it was impossible to distinguish one from the other, and she understood then that the world they had made together had reclaimed one of its creators. Looking down she found her body half submerged into mud and she wondered if it had not reclaimed them both. Struck by the moment she lifted her ash covered hands to her face and inhaled, the burnt scent of Beloved moving around her, through her, in her.

Hands covering her face Melara heard his voice whisper in her ear, felt the roughness of Beloved’s hands on her waist, and she realized then that she could never leave. Her love – her selfish desire to keep him – had brought Beloved back here, had tied him to this place, and so she realized that his love would tie her there as well. She leaned back into her lover’s arms and her eyes closed, never again to open.

It is an awkward story: the height of love – the height of selfishness. What actually became of Melara has never been proven. But I’ve heard it told that if one travels far enough – deep enough – into the heart of the woods, that Beloved and Melara are still there, each one’s love too strong ever to let the other leave them.

If you want to submit your own story for the contest there is still time. Send all submissions to Somedamnfool88@gmail.com

Total Chaos by Jean-Claude Izzo

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Grade: A

At the heart of any crime noir is a mystery, usually involving murder in some capacity. What sets the genre apart, though, is that the mystery doesn’t matter. We don’t care whodunit, mostly because the story exists in a world so scarred that no traditional justice or resolution will ever set things right again. Noir is all our morbid sensibilities condensed into a single narrative. What matters is the settings and the language. These are the tools a noir writer uses to engage their audience. In Jean-Claude Izzo’s Total Chaos, this is done masterfully. The book is the first in The Marseilles Trilogy, which is apparently something of a classic in France, is being reintroduced to American audiences, I presume because of the recent success of European crime fiction in the States. I hope that this series catches on out here, because the first book of this series is just about perfect.

The story, told in the first person, follows Fabio, a veteran cop who spent his early years as a common thug. His two old friends who never got out of the crime life, Ugo and Manu, have been killed, and though Fabio has lost all connection to them, he pursues justice for them out of some sense of long forgotten obligation. He hits the streets of Marseilles, floating around crooks, thieves, gangs, prostitutes, and the mob, slowly putting the pieces together. Along the way, a young innocent girl from Fabio’s past is raped and murdered, and he must add that to the growing list of wrongs he must right.

Izzo uses this series of mysteries, and the genre, as a commentary on race relations in France. Anybody not traditionally French, i.e. not white, are treated like second class citizens at best, particularly the Arabs. The cops aren’t interested in making the ghettos any safer, just in arresting and harassing the hoodlums that live within them. Only Fabio, despite his many faults as a man, lover, and cop, seems to have any relationship for them on a human level. Izzo creates a Marseilles so thick with hate and crime and seediness, yet bursting with life and music and sex, that it’s hard not to see it as a living, breathing entity. This novel isn’t interested in solving the problems, or even expressing an interest that the city’s problems can be solved, only that Marseilles, like a real life Gotham, still has enough good in it worth fighting for.

Izzo takes careful pains to show the reader the beauty still living inside the city. He’s obsessed with the food and gives long descriptions of how certain dishes are prepared and eaten. Fabio spend a great deal of time eating and drinking in this novel, populating the bars and corner restaurants, always trying different foods and gorging himself on various kinds of booze. He listens to blues mostly, and can recite classic French poetry, in fact he hates contemporary literature. In a world so consumed with its own filth, these aspects lend a necessary hip and sophisticated element.

A complaint about this book could be that Izzo too often goes on tangents where he forgets about the plot for pages at a time and instead just rants about life in the city or dishes out fish recipes or goes on long tirades about American blues. But rather than feeling like wordy distractions, these digressions are the lifeblood of this novel, much more than the mystery itself. Don’t read Total Chaos for a good mystery, read it as a celebration of the Noir genre, the emotionally crippled characters, and a city that is just as dangerous as it is beautiful.

Flash Fiction Contest

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May is short story month and with that in mind I have a little proposition. Anybody who wants to can submit me a short story, of the flash fiction variety, and provided it’s not truly terrible (purely subjective on my part) or I get like a thousand submissions (I won’t) I’ll publish it here on this blog. I will make sure you receive the public credit for writing the story. At the end of the month I’ll pick a winner and said winner will be able to brag about his or her triumph until the end of days. Sadly, I don’t have any money to offer the winner of this contest, but what I do have to offer is virtually guaranteed publication and a small, but steady, readership. Also, the winner will get a free signed copy of my novel, target release date in the summer of 2026. Hopefully some of you feel like flexing your writing muscles and send me some stories! Can’t wait to read them.

The only restriction I have is that it is no more than a thousand words.

Please send all submissions to Somedamnfool88@gmail.com

One Night at the Comedy Store

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“Alright, I hope you guys are having a great time tonight. Next on stage is a very funny man, performed here a lot, Danny Cerullo.”
Okay, here we go. Grab my drink, no leave it. I’m not Dean Martin. That’s actually kind of funny, maybe I should use it some time.
“And Danny’s wearing an awesome Iron Maiden shirt tonight.”
Smile. She’s joking with me. I wonder if she’d bang me. Shit, I’m on stage, shaking her hand, think of something witty. I’m terrible at this off the cuff shit.
“I figured just in case my set didn’t repel all the ladies in the audience, then my shirt would.”
They’re laughing. That wasn’t bad, wasn’t great.
“Speaking of ladies, a doctor told me recently…” Doctor? What the fuck? Why would I say a doctor? Who in this audience is even going to believe I know a doctor, much less had a conversation with him? …”That lactating women can sometimes shoot milk out of their nipples during an orgasm.” Pause. Let them absorb it. “I call bullshit on that one. Girls can’t have orgasms.” God that joke’s easy. Still, it got a laugh. Good way to break the ice. It’s so dumb though. And seriously what the fuck was that part about talking to a doctor? What, am I trying to lend the stupid orgasm joke an air of credibility?
“Anyway, thanks for coming tonight. Like Amanda said, my name’s Danny.” Nobody cares, get to the funny. “And long before I became the awkward man you see before you tonight, I was an awkward child.” I really don’t need to emphasize awkward so much, they probably get that. “I used to play little league baseball. Anybody here play little league? Blatant pandering. I’m a sell out. “My dad was more into it than I was and I really wasn’t very good. When I got to high school, I clearly wasn’t good enough to make that team. Christ, this is dragging. The punch line isn’t even very funny. “So my dad just kept signing me up for little league.” Pause for laugh. Who am I kidding? “I tell you, I might not have been able to outhit the little shits, but I sure as hell could out drink ‘em.” Hand on forehead, look miserable. That’s not very hard. “God, there’s nothing worse than being struck out by a ten year old. Except when you cry when he hits you with the pitch.” Okay, my awkwardness has drawn them in. If I’m pitiful enough, I become endearing. Story time. “Little league wasn’t all bad though. I can remember walking up to the batters box. It’s a beautiful day outside, my team’s winning and the poetry of the game is in full swing. The sense of camaraderie is unlike anything I’ve ever experienced. I strike out, but it’s okay, who cares, everything’s perfect. I smile, turn around and head back to my dugout. I see my father standing behind the backstop. He says: Shout the line. Make it powerful. “Stop smiling you just struck out!” Ah, they’re laughing good now. Nothing like mean fathers for comedy. “I should point out that my father wasn’t hard on me because he thought with more effort I could be a great baseball player, or that it would build character and teach me valuable life lessons. He just didn’t love me.” God, I’m a bad son. My poor father works his ass off every day so I can have a decent childhood and I shit on the guy in front of a crowd of drunks. Oh well, it got a good laugh I guess. He’ll understand.
“I was reading an almanac the other day.” An almanac? I’ve never read a fucking Almanac in my life. I’m not really even sure what an Almanac is. “And I learned that sea otters are the only animals, other than humans, that can contract genital herpes. Which made me sad, you know?” Here comes the world’s easiest punch line. “I’m not fucking any more of those.” God that joke sucks. It’s seriously the stupidest joke ever written. Aaron wrote it though, and he’s dead so that makes me a good person for keeping his joke alive. Shit, I think Josh wrote it. If I’m up here telling jokes Josh wrote I need to rethink my entire life, much less my set.
Alright, here’s my big closer, don’t blow it. “Believe it or not, sometimes I get a little lonely.” Not sure if I should be happy or depressed at how big a laugh that got. “So the other day I called a phone sex line, which right off the bat is a terrible idea because I’m not much of a talker during sex. The worst part is, these girls always ask ‘What do you want me to do to you?’ And the thing is, maybe I’m just not imaginative or maybe I’m just vanilla, but I don’t need anything special. Whatever it is you normally do, I’m sure it will be fine. So then she asks me what I’m wearing.
‘Sweatpants and an old T-shirt,’ I say.
‘Ooh, did you just get done working out?’
‘No, I just woke up.’
‘It’s three o’clock in the afternoon.’
‘Yeah well, I had a long night.’
‘And what were you doing? Something hot, I bet.’
‘Totally. Hall and Oates reunion concert.’ I’m probably the only comic working right now that would drop a Hall and Oates reference in a joke. I might suck, but at least I’m original. “After a few minutes of extremely awkward phone sex, I think she just started to feel bad for me.” Much as you people seem to. “Because she started giving me life advice.” Now it’s time to dial it up. Breathe heavily, do my sexy-phone sex-girl voice. They’ll never see it coming from a guy like me. “Oh baby, maybe you should take that big old cock of yours and go back to college.” Now that’s a genuine laugh. I believe I even heard somebody shriek. “And maybe you can show what a big sexy man you are and stop blaming all your life’s problems on your mother.” That would probably be a lot funnier if I was Jewish. Every Jewish comic has serious mom issues. But hey, maybe they think I’m Jewish. Maybe I should change my name to Danny Cerulberg. “I started to feel really close to this woman. She told me that this wasn’t her real job, that she was really an actress. Me being an aspiring comedian, we shared a good laugh over the irony.” Here it comes, milk it. “And then I came all over myself.” Pause again. They’re loving it. They find my shame, loneliness and humiliation hilarious. I’m a genius! “The whole thing cost me eighty-seven dollars. Thank you, you’ve been a great audience.” Wave once, walk off stage. Shake Amanda’s hand on the way down. I hope somebody buys me a drink, I’m broke.

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I’ll be writing a lot about books, reviewing them mostly, because I feel I’ve got a decent amount to say about them.  I’m a bookseller and a struggling writer, so clearly I’m full of rage and jealousy at anybody more successful than myself.  Which is pretty much everybody.  But mostly, I truly do love to read books and I hope you find my thoughts on them worth your while, even if you disagree with me.  I’ll be reviewing mostly fiction, mainly of the literary variety but my no means exclusively, and I’ll also be sneaking in some of my own stuff now and again just to make me feel like I’m doing something productive with my life.

I’ll also be reviewing movies here.  I tend to be a harsh critic, but I can’t stand people who assume that just because a movie is “mainstream Hollywood” it must be artistically bankrupt.  There will be reviews of Indy flicks as well as the big studio pictures.  Hell, I might even throw in a couple Jennifer Aniston Rom-Com’s just because it’s my blog, and I can.

Now here’s something I feel is important.  I won’t only be writing about new releases.  Whatever I happen to be reading or watching at the time, I will write about.  A lot of this will be new releases because that’s the nature of the beast, but I will not limit myself to it.  I might pop in a review of Taxi Driver at some point if the mood strikes me.  It’s also worth pointing out that because I am a bookseller, sometimes I’ll get an advanced copy of a book and have a chance to read it before it comes out.  When this happens, I will include a release date in the title of the post so it’s clear that you can’t run out to your local independent bookstore (see what I did there?) and purchase it.

Finally, there will be some musings on this site too.  I’ll share ideas, opinions, neuroticisms, and soul crippling fears from time to time.  Oh, and there will be some sports related material too.  Though not often.

So that’s the introduction to my blog.  Hopefully you’ll come back.  Though who am I kidding.  Nobody’s reading this particular post.  Except my girlfriend, who is awesome.